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Mercury Retrograde: The Cosmic Glitch You Didn't Ask for 🛸✨

Don't let the cosmic glitch ruin your vibe. ✨ Discover how the Feb-March 2026 Mercury Retrograde in Pisces affects your sign and how to survive it. 🚀
Hey besties! Grab your crystals and maybe back up your iCloud, because the universe is about to get... creative. We are officially entering the first Mercury Retrograde of 2026, and if your DMs are looking weird or your laptop is acting like it’s possessed, now you know why.

So, What’s the Actual Tea? ☕

Mercury isn't actually moving backward (that would be terrifying). It’s an optical illusion where Mercury laps Earth in its orbit, making it look like it’s moonwalking across the sky.

Since Mercury rules communication, tech, travel, and how we think, everything starts lagging when it hits that "reverse" gear. It’s basically the universe telling us to hit the pause button instead of the "Send" button.

The Dates You Need to Know 🗓️

The vibe-shift officially started on February 26, 2026, and it’s staying in its "messy era" until March 20, 2026.

Gemini said

This addition is perfect because Olivia is the literal poster child for "Spicy Pisces" energy. Since her birthday was just a few days ago (Feb 20), the timing is honestly iconic.

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The Plot Twist: The Pisces Takeover 🐟💜

This retrograde is happening in Pisces - the dreamiest, most emotional sign of the zodiac. This means it’s not just your Wi-Fi acting up; it’s your feelings. Expect high-definition nostalgia and maybe a few "accidental" tears while staring at a sunset.

And honestly? The universe is fan-girling right now because our favorite Spicy Pisces, Olivia Rodrigo, is basically soundtracking this chaos. She’s currently finishing up her third album (OR3 is coming, we're screaming!) and just dropped new Pisces-themed merch to celebrate her birthday.

Is it a coincidence? Absolutely not.

  • She’s dropping "Spicy Pisces" tote bags and charms right as Mercury starts moonwalking.

  • While we’re all out here overthinking our exes and "traitor" vibes, Liv is giving us the gear to do it in style.

If you find yourself screaming-singing vampire in your car because your food delivery was 10 minutes late, just blame the stars. Olivia gets it. We get it. 🦋🌈

How It’s Hitting Your Vibe 🧿

  • Mind (The Brain Fog): You might feel like your brain is a browser with 47 tabs open and 3 of them are playing music you can't find. Expect some "what was I saying?" moments and major indecision.

  • Body (The Low Battery): Pisces energy is heavy. You might feel extra tired or just "blah." Your body is literally asking you to sleep more and scroll less.

  • Spirit (The Soul Search): This is the "Main Character" growth phase. Old exes might crawl out of the woodwork (don't do it, babes!) and old habits might resurface (Don't go there!). It’s a "correction window" to see what you need to leave in the past.

Survival Guide 101 🛡️

  1. Double-check everything: That text to your crush? Actually your texts to everyone need a double glance! Read emails twice. That flight you booked? Check the AM/PM.

  2. The "RE" Rule: This is the time for Reviewing, Reesting, Reevaluating, and Refining. It is not the time for starting a brand new business or signing a 12-month lease if you can help it.

  3. Protect your peace: If a conversation feels like it’s going south, just say "I'll get back to you on that" and walk away. Mercury in Pisces makes things blurry—wait for the clarity to return after March 20 (along with the new release of BTS sixth album. And watch an Army call me on that and say it's their sixth studio album - that's a Mercury Retrograde convo). 

I thought I'd put together a 🔮 Mercury Retrograde 2026 Survival Guide: Olivia Rodrigo Edition.  Mercury is in its "traitor" era. 🗡️ (I digress here but isn't Eric Nam doing a damn fine job on Traitors?! See what did I tell you about Mercury Retrograde your focus is just a tad scattered - even your playlist - have you seen the diversity of your Spotify collection this week?! I rest my case.) And, now  let's dive when BTS' V whispered in Olivia's ear at the Grammy's before their flawless showcase! Sorry - blame it on Mercury Retrograde! 

Focus!!!! Here is the sign-by-sign breakdown, survival songs, Liv-coded affirmation and survival tips for the Pisces Mercury Retrograde of 2026 served with a side of sass:

The "GUTS" & Glory Guide: Mercury Retrograde 2026 x Olivia Rodrigo 🦋🎸


Find your sign’s survival song, Liv-coded affirmation, and survival tips for the Pisces Retrograde. ✨

Aries ♈

  • The Vibe: Repressed 1:00 AM energy.

  • Survival Song: all-american bitch

  • Affirmation: "I am classy and some people might say I'm a bit much, but I’m just 'all-american' iconic."

  • Liv Tip: Scream-singing into a pillow is a valid form of meditation.

Taurus ♉

  • The Vibe: Overthinking that one text from 2022.

  • Survival Song: obsessed

  • Affirmation: "I’m not looking through their following list, I’m just doing 'research' on my peace of mind."

  • Liv Tip: Delete the tab. Close the app. Buy the Pisces merch instead.

Gemini ♊

  • The Vibe: Everything is a "bad idea right?"

  • Survival Song: bad idea right?

  • Affirmation: "I see the red flags, but I’m colorblind for the weekend. (Wait, no!! I'm staying home.)"

  • Liv Tip: If you see your ex’s car, keep driving. Do not stop and have a Carrie Underwood Before He Cheats moment! .

Cancer ♋

  • The Vibe: "Crying in the club" but the club is your bedroom.

  • Survival Song: drivers license

  • Affirmation: "I can finally drive, and I’m driving straight past the drama."

  • Liv Tip: It’s okay to feel your feelings, but don't live in the "white cars" lane forever.

Leo ♌

  • The Vibe: Main character energy, but the script is missing pages.

  • Survival Song: love is embarrassing

  • Affirmation: "My dignity is intact even if my Wi-Fi isn't. I am the star, even in a blackout."

  • Liv Tip: You don't need an audience to be legendary.

Virgo ♍

  • The Vibe: Trying to fix a "vampire" who doesn't want to be fixed.

  • Survival Song: vampire

  • Affirmation: "I am a genius, but even geniuses stop giving their blood to people who just want a snack."

  • Liv Tip: Block them. It’s the most Virgo (and Liv) thing you can do.

Libra ♎

  • The Vibe: Jealous of your own potential.

  • Survival Song: jealousy, jealousy

  • Affirmation: "Comparison is the thief of joy, and I’m not letting a social media glitch steal my sparkle."

  • Liv Tip: Put down the phone. The paper-white skin is just a filter, bestie.

Scorpio ♏

  • The Vibe: Secretly planning the most aesthetic comeback.

  • Survival Song: get him back!

  • Affirmation: "I want sweet revenge, but I’ll settle for a really good skincare routine and total silence."

  • Liv Tip: Use that intensity for a workout, not a spicy DM.

Sagittarius ♐

  • The Vibe: Brutal honesty that nobody asked for.

  • Survival Song: brutal

  • Affirmation: "God, it's brutal out here, but at least I’m being real about it."

  • Liv Tip: Maybe read your "honest" texts twice before hitting send. Avoid the finger driving and save yourself from road rage of another. 

Capricorn ♑

  • The Vibe: Making it "look so easy" while internally screaming.

  • Survival Song: making the bed

  • Affirmation: "I’m the one who pulled the sheets, so I’m the one who can change the vibe."

  • Liv Tip: You’re allowed to take the "CEO" hat off and just be a human for a sec.

Aquarius ♒

  • The Vibe: Feeling like a "logical" alien in a world of feelings.

  • Survival Song: pretty isn't pretty

  • Affirmation: "I don't have to fit into the box, I built the box. And the box is currently under construction."

  • Liv Tip: Your uniqueness is your superpower so don't let a glitch make you feel "basic."

Pisces ♓

  • The Vibe: The actual Director of this chaos.

  • Survival Song: deja vu

  • Affirmation: "Everything is happening for me, even the parts that feel like they've happened before."

  • Liv Tip: You’re the Spicy Pisces. Wear the merch, cry the tears, and own the throne.

Hey, we could put together a total GUTS Mercury Retrograde tour for Olivia Rodrigo. And, print the merch with personalized zodiac signs (and this great pix of our universe from Greg Rakozy) because we and the entire stadium can handle Pisces Retrograde 2026. 

Final Pro-Tip: The Shadow Period 🌑

The "shadow" starts about two weeks before the official date, so if you're already feeling the glitches... that’s why. Stay grounded, stay hydrated, and remember: Mercury Direct is coming March 20. 

If you need support dealing with any of the sh*t Mercury Retrograde sends your way, book in a distance session with Reiki Master Calah here 

 

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